n00bcoil

One of the holiday achievements this year involves getting 50 kills with the Santa’s little helper buff…aka, turned into a tiny gnome wearing a revealing elf outfit.  Doing this as a warlock SUCKS, and after AKFing out of five different BGs after dying and losign the buff,  I found a strategy that worked: Wintergrasp.

1. Spam “invite” in general chat
2. Get into a raid
3. Hang waaaay back and rack up kills

Why hang back, you might say?  Because the moment a warlock enters PvP battle (especially one such as myself with NO PvP talents and NO PvP gear) they are slaughtered.  And now that we have our new “hero” class, I usually go flying across the battlefield in death grip in the middle of banishing the healer.  And without instant Howl of Terror…ugh.  The worst.  One stun and I’m all done.  Blizz, please do something about this.  We are officially the worst (and least played in Arenas for this reason) PvP class right now.

While I’m bitching about lock shit, stacking soul shards would be nice, too.  Y’all will get right on that, yeah?