n00bcoil

Yesterday I finally got around to starting my Sons of Hodir Dailies (awesome video tip here) after realizing it was the only way I was going to get a decent shoulder enchant.  First off, this stupid gnome frost mage, “Niecy,” steals my mob.  But then she apologized, so I did not ROFLSTOMP her face.  Later, on the same quest chain (we were both apparently doing the exact same thing) I was dotting/seeding up a group of mobs, and she ran right into the middle of them and took a ton of damage.

I’m sorry, but that’s like me holding my fist out in real life and you running into it…repeatedly.  If you see a warlock of the opposing faction attacking EIGHT mobs at the same time, assume they are AoEing that shit down, and stay at least 15 yards away or you’re gonna get hit!

Needless to say, this pissed her off…well actually, she almost died from my seeds, then she DID die because she ran into the elite giant who basically looked at her funny and killed her, and so began our Ganking War.

She came back and killed me…while I was distracted, again, farming up six-eight mobs at once.  I had my voidberry out.  When I rezzed, I promptly pulled out my felhunter and flew around the area spamming /target Niecy in my chat window.

Found her!  Die.  Die a horrible, horrible death where I fear you into mobs all dotted up and you take dura damage.   Oh, and I give you a hug after you’re dead, just for fun.

I move on to another area, am kiting around another group of mobs when…she shows up again.  I dot her up, but die after wasting WoTF, and there she is blinking red with ticking haunt, corruption, immolate, curse of agony, and unstable affliction…and she takes the time to laugh at me.  Just enough time for her to get ROFLSTOMPED by that same elite giant.  Dura loss again, bitch!

Mage: 2, Me: 3.   Enjoy the repair bills!