n00bcoil

After we 2-manned Onyxia the other night, my (newly respecced back to from Disc) Holy Priest friend and I decided to hit up Karazhan.  This all in the name of “we are poor and need money,” but deciding I probably couldn’t DPS it all by my lonesome, cloth-wearing warlock self…we invited her boyfriend, the mage.

Shackle, pull!!  Shackle, pull!  We made it through a lot of the beginning trash, until we hit a point where we were pulling six mobs at a time.  We just needed a little more heals.

Which is where “snotty shaman” comes in.  “Snotty Shaman” being the son of a friend of my friend, who also lives up in Quebec City, and insists on speaking French in party chat.  It’s ok, because I can read French pretty well (much better than I can speak it, that’s for sure).

After we wiped from lack of healing, I told this kid “look, just spam chain heals, OK?” and we go back in and….wipe again.

I look at recount and would you look at that!  Haunt is healing me MORE than this fucking shaman!  WTF?!  I call him on it, and he proceeds to bitch and moan (in French, mais oui!) claiming he’ll heal his mage friend because he is “mon ami” but not me because we need a real tank.

Yo, punk- I *am* the tank.  Which is why I need two fucking healers on me before these stupid ghosties make me go pop.

Needless to say, we gave up on the idea of Kara until we can get in there with my druid friend.

Teenage boys are the worst. Yeah, that’s right; the finicky French-speaking Shaman was…13.

I wonder, when duel-spec comes out (Tuesday, supposedly!) if I should go Afflock/Destro…or Afflcok/Demo, for the felguard.  Felguards are pretty badass tanks…I did heroic Underbog once with my felguard tanking after the actual tank DC’d.